צור קשר
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11 במרץ, 2010 
שלום לכולם,
נתקלתי ברחבי הרשת בכמה בדיחות שורת פקודה מצחיקות ורציתי לשתף:
% cat "food in cans"
cat: can't open food in cans
% nice man woman
No manual entry for woman.
% "How would you rate Quayle's incompetence?
Unmatched ".
% Unmatched ".
Unmatched ".
% [Where is Jimmy Hoffa?
Missing ].
% ^How did the sex change operation go?^
Modifier failed.
% If I had a ( for every $ the Congress spent, what would I have?
Too many ('s.
% make love
Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop.
% sleep with me
bad character
% got a light?
No match.
% man: why did you get a divorce?
man:: Too many arguments.
% !:say, what is saccharine?
Bad substitute.
% %blow
%blow: No such job.
% (-
(-: Command not found.
$ PATH=pretending! /usr/ucb/which sense
no sense in pretending!
$ drink matter
matter: cannot create
מה דעתכם? אותי זה הצחיק 
דור.
מקור: http://frankmash.blogspot.com/2006/03/linux-commands-funny-linux-commands.html
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